Monday, January 29, 2007

I am not exaggerating when I say that An-Nahar carries a story once a year at least about some Lebanese who "invented a cure" for cancer (sometimes it is AIDS). Here, a story of a 24-year old Lebanese who "invented a cure" for cancer. Tell An-Nahar that a Lebanese-born person--me--is working on a cure for Lebanonese utlra-nationalist hallucinations that prevail in Lebanonese media. Above is the picture of the genius: who wishes to thanks God and the Lebanese people for his invention. The genius also claims that he invented a blender that also slices potatoes. Congratulations to Lebanon for its genetic productions.